Anonymous asked: what is the youngest you would date?
“you really need to put the seat up”
“stop clicking your teeth when you chew”
“you never listen to me”
“why won’t you go salsa dancing with me?”
“why aren’t you holding my hand in front of your friends?”
“i don’t want to eat pizza”
“i don’t want to eat tacos”
“ouch, don’t massage me so hard”
“how come you never wear that shirt i bought you?”
“ew, your friends are weird”
“i don’t like when you look at me like that”
“stop judging me”
“why do you think you’re a better dancer than me?”
“you don’t like watching sex and the city?”
“you’re always so busy”
“i feel like we don’t talk anymore”
“how come you’re always drinking fancy drinks?”
“why are you so dressed up?”
“my friend’s boyfriend surprised her with flowers at work. how come YOU never surprise me at work?”
“who is that girl ‘liking’ all your facebook photos?”
“how come you never mention me on your blog? are you embarrassed?”
“seriously? seriously?” (editors note: i strongly dislike when people say that in a sarcastic tone)
so.
i’m not really into dating. regardless of age.
sorry.
Anonymous asked: risk assessment? what type of background in academia or experience do you need to have in order to be a "risk assessor"?
haha.
ok.
to clear the air:
i never did risk assessment.
i never worked with strategy and implementation for public health.
i thought that would be pretty obvious considering my usual content on the blog.
highly unlikely one dude could be former risk assessment based in exotic locals, strategy and implementation of public safety policies, music production, stylist, photographer, blogger.
but then again, maybe there is a dude like that.
that dude isn’t me.
but each time someone asks me about why my url is mrdanger i will answer with an even more grandiose answer.
Anonymous asked: Why is your URL mrdanger?
when i was younger i was doing risk assessment for a couple different firms.
i was travelling between sri lanka and helsinki.
i dealt with ‘danger’ as far as project management was concerned.
later in my life i also helped with strategy and implementation of public safety ads for smoking.
danger.
also, i like to keep my phone on during domestic flights.
highly dangerous.
-alex
Anonymous asked: Waxed or leather, it still looked like shit. I hope NTB posts something about it. And may he find a Youtube reference for you that links to your covers, hahahahahaha.
feel free to forward it to him.
im sure brian is not a fan of my style.
but then again, most people arent.
you know what the best part is?
i dont care.
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Keanu Reeves?
whoa.
Anonymous asked: o0o0o is that "leather jacket" a garbage bag?
haha. that was a waxed cotton jacket from levis.
its understandable that you might have mistaken it for a garbage bag though. what with the pockets, chambray lining, and corduroy collar.
but,
life is hard.
browsing the internet is tough.
anon trolling is easy.
best of luck in your career,
alex
Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen yourself as a role model ? If so , how do you feel about that ?
i am not a role model.
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Anonymous asked: can you recommend any fashion blogs for short men?
short men?
as in short tempered men?
nice try bro works for that.
haha.
kidding.
kind of.
but for real.
i always recommend my boys:
smart dudes.
smarter dressers.
talented hardworking guys.
BROS SUPPORTING BROS.
best,
alex
Anonymous asked: Is there a secret to rolling your cuffs so people don't ask you "Are you expecting a flood"?
hmm.
theres no secret.
just roll em.
and forget em.
this also addresses a bigger issue.
who cares what other people think.
no matter how you dress, someone will have a problem with it.
- “pants are too tight bra”
- “that shirt is too loud bro”
- “those shoes look real cheap bruh”
if people don’t like it, they don’t have to look at it.
dress how you want.
be happy.
work hard.
dance harder.
make money.
best,
alex
Anonymous asked: ya like dim sum bro?
duh bro.
mega duh.
super duh.
ultimate duh.
the most duh.
-alex
Anonymous asked: soooo... I've decided that we're getting married. When do you want to do this?
marriage.
hmm.
marriage?
me?
you+me = (like+reblog w/ commentary)?
is marriage trending?
e-love?
#gpoowd (gratuitous picture of our wedding day)
#gpoodwbt (gratuitous picture of our dog we bought together)
#gpouwnoafnbwamahnl (gratuitous picture of us watching netflix on a friday night because we are married and have no life)
i dunno bout that marriage thing.
you don’t want to marry me.
you just love my pixels.
you just dig my tagging
you just love my likes.
you just want my pic.
if i follow you, will you follow back?
if we get married can i count on you to reply to all anonymous questions?
can i hold you responsible with queueing up posts?
are you competent with CS5 and basic photo editing?
are you familiar with SMO and google analytics?
HOW CAN I TRUST YOU WITH THIS EMPIRE I’VE CREATED?
best,
alex
Anonymous asked: please elaborate on dating menswear bloggers.
ah, trolling.
a lost art.
my dear anon.
i don’t think i should.
because the last time (see here) i opined it caused a bit of a problem.
because satire and sarcasm aren’t tumblr friendly.
and there is no need to increase the amount of hatemail.
or is there?
(checks inbox)
no.
there is definitely not a need.
but then again, im a glutton for punishment.
ask my bartender.
they can vouch.
but if you really want to date a guy who is interested in menswear all you have to do is ask him
- “Ok hot shot, POP QUIZ! Bastian or Mashburn?”
their head(s) will explode with dopamine.
happy hunting,
alex
Anonymous asked: What is your view on women who read GQ?
women read GQ the for same reasons men read PLAYBOY. the articles.
…
kidding.
relax.
if they are attempting to solve the mystery that is man’s mind i can lend assistance.
we think of two things.
- food.
- and things to put on that food.
for example.
“damn, im hungry. i want a burger.”
“but wait, i should dip that burger into something, and then put something on top of that so that the flavor is doubled, nay, TRIPLED.”
orders burger, fries and a peanut butter shake.
dips burger into shake.
puts fries on top.
inserts into mouth.
chews.
smiles.
repeats as necessary.
———————————-
man’s mind.
a modern wasteland.
-alex
p.s. the above story actually happens. to me. all the time.
Anonymous asked: now we know why you don't have a girlfriend
b/c im a no good dirty blogger.
b/c i drink too much.
b/c i dance too much.
b/c i blog so hard.
b/c i eat shake shack too often.
b/c my aperture is too low.
b/c my shutter is too long.
b/c my hair is parted too hard.
b/c i play guitar too much.
b/c i read too little.
b/c i laugh too hard.
b/c i yell at movies.
b/c i tuck my shirt in.
b/c i don’t take care of my shoes.
thats why i don’t have a girlfriend.
regards,
alex
Anonymous asked: do you think a man and woman could ever have an entirely platonic relationship?
do i?
sure.
should i?
no.
kidding. well, sort of.
let me put it this way:
i have a hard time being friends with girls.
now before you go ballistic allow me to explain.
i am friends with people i respect.
i respect people who create, have passion, drive, etc.
if there is a girl who contains said qualities, i will be her friend for sure.
but those qualities also attract me to them.
and more than physically.
on a deeper level.
on that romance level.
- that random footrub level.
- that cooking for you level.
- that holding your hand in the subway level.
- that giving you my waxed cotton jacket when you are cold level.
- that reluctantly linking to your blog from my homepage level.
- that DM flirt game
in conclusion,
i dont want a cool girl to befriend.
b/c ill end up trying to put the moves on her.
and that, is wack my friends.
i have no self control when it comes to these things.
and in this case, “these things” means anything.
cheers,
alex
